Category Archives: Lists

Weezer’s Blue Album, visualized

Get ready to feel old: Weezer’s Blue Album — the album of “My Name Is Jonas” and “Buddy Holly” and “Say It Ain’t So” and “The Sweater Song” and a few more of your favorite Weezer tunes — is turning 22 at the end of this month. It’s the same age as Justin Bieber and Dakota Fanning. It’s already been drinking legally for a year and vote for three. It’s just three years away from being able to rent a car without paying a premium!

The Blue Album (technically called simply Weezer) was one of the first CDs I bought, back when I was just discovering music beyond whatever was on the radio as one parent or another drove me around, when buying CDs meant standing in the music aisles at Barnes and Noble and agonizing over which $16.99 purchase would give me the most happiness for my accumulated allowance’s worth.

The Blue Album is now a bona fide classic (as any amateur karaoke night will ascertain), so in honor of its birthday, here’s a word cloud of all the lyrics from its ten tracks. (Click on it to see a larger version.)

Screen Shot 2016-02-17 at 6.37.36 PM

Other fun facts: The whole album (according to A-Z Lyrics’ record of the lyrics) is just 2,221 words long. “The Sweater Song” only contains the word “sweater” three times. There are 13 individual names mentioned (plus the band Kiss): Jonas, Wepeel, Buddy Holly, Mary Tyler Moore, Jimmy, Daddy, Jesus, Steven, Kitty Pryde, Nightcrawler, Ace Frehey, Peter Criss, and Kerouac. And I was a little bored at work today.

Thanks for the memories, Weezer!

Tagged , , ,

I’ve caught VD.

Yes, it’s true—I’m officially obsessed with The Vampire Diaries. As you can tell from my previous entries (or lack thereof), I officially gave up on True Blood about one episode after Eric turned into a Sookie-banging fluffy bunny of a vampire . I mean. Come. ON. I wasn’t expecting much from a CW show about teen vampires in small-town Virginia, but if the AV Club covered it, I figured it couldn’t hurt to give it a shot. And damn, am I hooked. Both AVC and TVWoP have great articles on why you should watch this show, and I’m going to add mine to the mix. (Yes, they may overlap. You’ll get over it.)

5) The smorgasbord of eye candy
Holy shneikies, is this a pretty show. Every single person on it is unbelievably gorge, and they manage to look model-perfect while being stabbed, shot, staked, starved, burned, bitten, throttled (lots of throttling), or otherwise roughed up.

4) Caroline Forbes
Okay, and Elena, and Aunt Jenna (poor Jenna!), and Katherine and Rebekah, sort of. This show passes the Bechdel test, for sure, and while the show doesn’t avoid going to the well of one character dating her best friend’s ex, it’s incredibly refreshing that it doesn’t result in a falling-out between the two female characters. Realistic for teenage girls, or teenagers in general? Meh. But it makes for a hell of a likable roster of ladies. And of those, Caroline is still my favorite; having not read the books, I can’t really argue with Tyler Lockwood’s description of her as an “insecure, neurotic, bitchy little twit,” but from what I’ve seen on the show she does nothing but kick ass (literally and figuratively). She’s loyal and loving, supportive of her friends, and maintains her sunny disposition despite a bastard father and a tendency to get kidnapped and tortured every other episode. If Elena is the spark that ignites most of the show’s events, Caroline is the gooey marshmallow heart at the center of the s’more. Yes, I’m mixing metaphors. But now aren’t you just thinking about how delicious s’mores are?

3) Speaking of female bad-assery…
Finally, ladies who are more than damsels in distress! I’ve consciously eschewed as much knowledge of Twilight as I can, but I’ve picked up enough from reading E! Online to know it’s very unlikely Bella would ever legit stab herself in the gut to lure a villain to close enough proximity that she can stab him in turn. Not to mention all the times Bonnie, Caroline, and Elena have saved Stefan and Damon’s undead cabooses. Plus, the females on this show aren’t afraid to say in no uncertain terms when they feel they’re being treated badly.

2) The insanely fast-moving plots
I say this as a former huge fan of The O.C. and Chuck, but damn, TVD writers, you put Josh Schwartz and co. to shame! The O.C. spent so much of its time spinning its wheels, dragging out conflicts by making characters do monumentally stupid things to cover up a less stupid thing they’d done before, and then eight episodes later having it blow up in their faces. But TVD rips through plot point after plot point, keeping the action moving forward while still fully exploring emotional arcs and somehow managing to keep everything compelling. Yes, the story lines are getting steadily more convoluted, but it’s in a logical way—instead of, say, the “Julie Cooper realizes at her almost-ex-husband’s funeral that she’s still in love with her first ex-husband, who is the father of her teenage daughters whose teenaged boyfriend she also had an affair with” kind of way.

1) It’s freakin’ fun to watch.
I’m a huge, HUGE fan of Buffy the Vampire Slayer. But I can’t bring myself to rewatch the later seasons, because it’s so depressing. Terrible things happen to our Scooby gang episode after episode, and while it’s emotionally gripping, it’s also emotionally exhausting. The one time Buffy tried to cut loose and have a beer, she turned into a dreadlocked cavewoman and almost got burned alive. TVD, on the other hand, lets its characters—teenage and otherwise—drink, and flirt, and sleep together. Elena’s de facto dad is a highly functioning alcoholic; her legal guardian aunt, after a fight, gets rip-roaringly drunk while at a bar with two high schoolers (and “Tonight I have traded you for Señor Tequila” is still one of my favorite lines from the show). Again, it’s not realistic, but this is pure escapist TV—one that hits plenty of believable emotional beats and has made me tear up on more than one occasion, but still, for all intents and purposes, just a fun hour of television. And whatever insane plot twists the writers somehow continue to dream up keep it grounded firmly in that territory. Which, in the end, is what keeps me coming back.

There’s lots more to love, of course—not least of which being Ian Somerhalder’s…”eye thing,” I believe is the official name for it. So what keeps you watching?