Today This Guy Followed Me Down the Street and Told Me Two Amazingly Terrible Jokes

And because it’s the Friday of the longest week possibly ever, and my brain is fried, and I’m ready to head to happy hour like right meow, I’m going to share them with you.

Q: How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

A: Look for the fresh prints.

 

Q: What did the bra say to the hat?

A: You go on ahead; I’ll give these two a lift.

 

And a bonus joke, which you’ve probably heard before but which made my haiku-writing friend laugh out loud at his desk so maybe one or two people will find it mildly amusing.

Q: What does a vegan zombie eat?

A: GRAAAAAAAAAAINS.

 

Happy Friday, everyone. If you’re lucky enough to have Monday off for Columbus Day, I hate you, but also, I hope it’s extra enjoyable.

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